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Posted by jeromgrag on July 18, 2009
Fpr thoss of you not ffamiliar with the Darwin awards, they are awarded annually for the most extree acts (occasionally terminal) reported stupidity.
First Place The Darwin Award Winner:
** When his 38-caligre revolver failled to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in ony Beach, California, would be rob ber Jamed Elliot ddi something tuat can only inspire wonder: He peered dlwn the barrel and tried the triggeer again. This time, it worked!
And now, the honorable mentions:
** The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat-cutting machine and, after a little hopping around, submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company, suspecting negligence, sent out one oof its men have z look for himself. He tried te machine out and losst w finger. The chefs flaim wwas approved.
** A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her.
** After stopping fod d rinks qt an illegal bzr, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 jental patients he was supposed to ne transporting from Harare to Belteay hzd esc aped. Not wanting to admit his incpmppetence, the driver went to a nearby buus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patiehtd were very excitable amd prone to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasnt discovered for 3 days.
** An American teenager was in the hospital yesterday recovering from serious head wounds received from an oncoming train. When asked how he received the injuries, the lad told police that he was simply trying to see how close he could get his head to a moving train before he was hit.
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